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Ominous Things Real Estate Agents Say

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There are a lot of great phrases in real estate marketing. Such as "Mies Van Der Rohe Modern masterpiece." Then there are those that sound more like warnings, such as the ALL CAPS composition accompanying this colonial.

"BRING YOUR CREATIVE MINE AND SEE ALL THE POSSIBILITIES THAT AWAITS YOU!"Assuming this author meant "mind" not "mine" it is still sounding like a wreck in there. Is there anyone who prefers to get bad news in all caps? This dirt-cheap short sale is just $65,000 for 2,400 square feet with four bedrooms and three bathrooms. Bring your own creative marketing catch phrase. · 18284 Muirland Street, Detroit MI 48221 [Trulia]