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Battle of the Bad Night Club Exteriors

Despite having stirred up a bit of an LAX controversy all over again yesterday, let it be known that Curbed Detroit is very pro-nightclub. Especially the type whose exteriors manage to offend all our design sensibilities in neon. Here we have Hamtramck's two over-the-top facades from Conant Street being less than subtle about their intentions for the evening. We have to appreciate how the mirrored gals on the Starvin Marvin's facade get the job done. But as a kid back in the suburbs, we were taught that white lights are classy and therefore superior. So we are going to need you, dear reader, to settle this one.

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