Some things are not better with wheels. This poster has but one simple request of his future roommate: "I am a radio DJ by trade, and all I ask of you is that you don't have rolling baggage (stalkers, baby mother and/or father drama, etc), don't be a flunkie, or a moocher." Though judging by the tv, it looks he does enjoy pirate movies and/or the three musketeers, so grab those Pirates of the Caribbean DVDs for move-in day.
· $375 Room for rent available this weekend (9 and Van Dyke) [Craigslist]