Looking for a four bedroom in Russell Woods? This homeowner wants a car, not cash, for the house she bought for $3,500 in the foreclosure auction. She advertised the deal on craigslist, and while we generally want to be amused by everything weird on craigslist (see the Craigslist Power Hour) this would all be a lot funnier if her reason for doing this was not the shittiness of city transit. Can we expedite that light rail now? Please?