Not content to be the town of choice for drunk twenty-three-year-olds, Royal Oak is aiming to be the town of wet tee-shirt contests for drunk twenty-three-year-olds. They want to spend $500,000 on a splash park, which is basically nozzles in the ground spraying water. Bring your tits to the public hearing on February 28 to support this awesomeness. [ClickOnDetroit]
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