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No Royal Joke: 'Burbs Car Crime Spree

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Suburbanites will tell you that parking on some streets of Detroit gives them anxiety. Sure, car theft and break-ins are a real problem in some pockets of the city. But lest you feel safer in the suburbs, we now inform you that the L.A. Fitness in Royal Oak is a car crime hot-spot. Sure, some of these crimes could have been prevented by using a lock on a locker (duh!) but the window smashings over there sound somewhat insane. If you're going to spin class tonight, be sure to save some leg strength for the walk home after your Mazda takes off without you. [Royal Oak Patch]