Locals take cover! Next weekend is the Woodward Ave Dream Cruise, the event wich will draw over a million people — and a quarter million classic cars — onto a 15-mile-long strip of asphalt in Detroit. With traffic all screwed up for days and people watching reaching a level of sporting on par with the Olympics, it is time to install yourself at a local bar/restaurant with easy access to the Avenue. The folks at Eater have just published a handy map to help your pick your food and drinks. As for finding a sweet ride, good luck trying to top the Jalopnik car from last year.