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Weight of Patrons Waiting for Slows BBQ Collapses Sidewalk

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Here is the scene outside of Slows BBQ in Corktown today, after the weight of patrons visiting for Dream Cruise collapsed the sidewalk during a two-hour table wait period over the weekend. Construction crews expect the re-build to take two weeks.

(Obviously we are kidding y'all. They are just re-doing the sidewalk and adding planters for two trees. You knew we were kidding right? The wait for Slows BBQ obviously would have been three hours last weekend. Duh!)