By 'timeless' I think the the realtor meant 'the items in this home were selected with complete disregard for time period.' The potpourri of 'ageless' knick knacks is disorienting! Any listing for the home should come along with a warning from the AARP: Walking through the home may cause dementia or temporary loss of time and space orientation for those over the age of fifty. Effects may be permanent. Enter at your own risk. -Ambassador Pirate [Freep Thinks This $1.1 M McMansion Will Never Go Out Of Style]
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