Why didn't someone think of this before? Here's a brilliant Kickstarter to save Detroit. All we need is $500 Million dollars. And we bet we'll get it, too. That Robo Cop thing totally worked. Our lovely spokesperson here (who seems to be speaking from the seat of Detroit 2.0—Dan Gilbert's M@dison building) explains the rewards for forking over some cash money. They start at a People Mover ride and go all the way up to City Council seats ($100,000 donation required) to the ultimate prize: the Detroit Zoo, (natch, located in Royal Oak) for $50 M.
· Save Detroit Kickstarter [YouTube]
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