Someone Smashed into the CPA Building Early This Morning

The CPA Building just can't catch a break. According to witnesses, a white SUV skidded out of control early this morning, smashing through one of the CPA Building's barricaded windows. We're told the driver fled on foot, indicating the car was likely stolen. Skid marks point to a Grand Theft Auto-style crash—it mowed down a trashcan, a small tree, smashed through a curb, and leveled a crossing signal before hitting the building. Already declining at a rapid clip, the CPA is now in a worrisome situation. Until it's boarded up, the new hole will likely act as a scrapping drive-thru. How much more can this building take?