It's not easy sleeping in a bed you know hundreds have occupied (or worse) before you. From bedbugs to suspicious stains to sticky TV remotes, the world of hotels is fraught with peril. After an especially jarring evening away, we have but one place to turn: The Internet. Journey with us now as we rapidly review some of the most icky, entertaining, or downright absurd Detroit hotel reviews the net has to offer, power-hour style. Go!