Pop quiz: What do you see here? A house, perhaps? Wrong. According to the listing agent, this is a "BIG FAT Money Making Opportunity." Merely six blocks from the proposed site of the new Red Wings arena, this is simply a pesky pile rubbish atop an otherwise perfect parking lot. Those wanting to know anything about the house's potential are deemed "super ambitious." As we all know, the last thing you'll ever find near an Ilitch sporting venue is the heroic level of ambition necessary to imagine more than a desert of parkable gravel. For the record, this five-bedroom house was built in 1885, and the owner does not have the ambition necessary to make any repairs.
· Listing: 664 CHARLOTTE [Remerica]