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Bigfoot Sighting Reported on the "Outskirts" of Detroit

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If there's one thing fearsome creatures love, it's prancing around the rougher neighborhoods of Detroit. According to the Cryptozoology News, a man known only as "C. Brown" was driving around an unnamed neighborhood (on Detroit's "outskirts") when his wife spotted what appeared to be Bigfoot. We'll let Brown handle the description:

"Maybe about 7-ft tall. It had short, reddish hair. But hold on, the face was human looking, as crazy as it sounds. I got to see the animal's eyes and all, big and dark, with a huge head, like a triangle shape, kinda, know what I mean? Started hitting the ground with the branch or the stick or whatever it was holding. Kind of reminded me of what squirrels do with their legs when you approach them. But this was no damn squirrel." Although C. Brown sounds scared, recent history indicates that Bigfoot might want to watch his back. We all know what happened to the last exotic-looking creature that stalked the neighborhoods of Detroit. RIP, Chum.
· Supersized Cat Freaks Out Residents in Northeast Detroit [Curbed]
· Bigfoot Living Among the Ruins of Detroit! [Cryptozoology News]